Monday, April 8, 2013


Last night the big black suitcase came out. Ok, so maybe it's been sitting in the hallway since we got back from the Eat Coast. But last night it got moved. And opened.

HUMAN: so that's where all my socks went!
ME: where are we going this time?
HUMAN: well, you are going to Frank's. And I am going to cousin Sophie's.
ME: what about Dutch?
HUMAN: don't worry about Dutch.

It turns out 'don't worry about Dutch' really means he gets to go to the other coast and I get to be abandoned. I don't exactly know what's going on, but I think this is the trip that was supposed to happen but didn't because my human's pancreas freaked out. I'm also pretty sure it has something to do with the Other 999 because everything does.

I don't know if Frank's dude will let me use his thumbs so you might get stuck with Dutch until next week. But it's ok. Don't worry about me. I'll be fine. Sort of home. Sort of alone. And probably getting humped by Frank while Dutch is eating whoopie pies or something. But I'll live. I guess.





Anonymous said...

Oh my Puglet this is the saddest post I have ever read! You're not alone you have all of us. Franks a good guy just ask him to cut down on the humping! Hope there will be some bacon in the future to comfort you. Enjoy the eat coast Dutch. Safe trip Amanda. Grumpy from Plantation Fl.

Noodles said...

I like Dutch and all. . . . but I will miss you more, Puglet. I look forward to your return.
Love Noodles

Anonymous said...

Poor Pug being left home, but you will be at the house of meat, so that means bacon even if Frank will hump you!

Here on the East coast, we're happy to have Dutch & Thumbs for a little while. It's finally nice here, so Dutch won't be so cold. Maybe he should bring his pink sweater just in case.

Welcome Back to Jersey!!

Ann, Fro, Molly & Cleo

Anonymous said...

Aww, Pug! You look so sad. Frank's dude has bacon, remember?
I'm glad your human gets to visit her mom and cousin Sophie finally. And yay for Dutch for getting to take the trip, too.
Safe and happy travels for all.
Lafayette Lola

Anonymous said...

What does this mean??

Sabrina PugTails said...

It sucks that Dutch is going on an adventure and leaving you behind.
On the plus side, doesn't Frank's family eat bacon? And other meat?

Annie Fannie said...

Who knows, you may have a better time than Dutch. Look on the bright side. Sabrina is right about the bacon.

Hope your human is well enough for the trip and doesn't get all sick again.

Anonymous said...

Awwwww! Come to Miami! We'll take super care of you - and you'll get all the bacon you can eat!!!

Good luck!

adrienne said...

Safe travels Amanda! Don't be so sad little Puglet :( - big hugs from LadyBug.

ChazthePug said...

maybe there will be lots of bacon at Frank's house and you will get to eat some at every meal....

Sammy and Neko said...

Frank = bacon... so you will be fine.
Miss you tho, Pug ..

ChazthePug said...

Maybe there will be lots of bacon, like bacon at every meal...

that would make it not so bad that you missed out on the eat coast... plus maybe dutch and your human will feel bad and bring you back some eat coast bagels!!

Anonymous said...

Hey Pug, don't worry about what Dutch will be doing because all you need to think about is the bacon that is waiting for you at Frank's!Yeeeeh Bacon!!!

Love Sophie

Ollie said...

Nothing makes a sick human feel better than being with her mom.

I should know, my sick human is going away with her mom for two weeks at the end of this month.

Needless to say, I'm not invited to go to Paris but that's ok because I'll be enjoying a whole lot of contraband good stuff while she's gone, starting with my favourite, KFC. The skin makes me nuts and don't even get me started about those fries...

Frank = Good Times!!
You're going to get a lot of snacks that aren't carrots and that's nothing to pine about.

Bruno and Diesel said...

It's not goodbye Puglet, it's just 'see you later' =) Enjoy your time with Frank & the bacon dude!
Safe travels to Dutch & Amanda; we're excited for news from the eat coast!
Love always, Bruno & Diesel ♥♥♥

Poozles said...

Ohmigosh, Puglet, never use that blog title again! I got so worried that you were saying goodbye to use forEVER. You'll get bacon at Frank's and maybe some thumbs. Your normal thumbs need a rest. The weather out here has been perfect for R&R. She'll come back brighter and shinier than before. It'll be alright.

Meredith LeBlanc said...

Hey Pug, you'll get lots of bacon, so a little humping may come with it. Face it, you're a famous, handsome guy - humping happens. Scarlet still talks about humping you.

Just think about bacon...

Meredith & Scarlet

Maggie and Lucy the Pugs in Dallas said...

Oh man Dutch...we didn't know whether to laugh or cry with this post. You seem so sad but then again it kind of made us smile the way you say stuff. Sorry dude but you just do that to us. I bet you have a great time with Frank and the DUDE. Rememeber, dudes have meat and ya never know, he could bring out some spam this time! Think on that for a bit!

Mercy said...

Oh Puglet, you poor baby; you look so sad. keep that look look on your face at Frank's and I'm sure you'll score LOTS of bacon. Limp a little too; that really helps.

Dutchy, you finally get to go on trip; it's finally your turn. pack your sweater (the pink diamond one) just in case. Do you have your pink camo scarf washed and ready? Can't wait to hear all about your adventures!!! Have a great time and take care of thumbs.

Kisses, kisses,

P.S. Be nice to Sophie

Anonymous said...

Pug,are you trying to sneak into the suitcases? ahhh...

Eddie the Pug and his Mom said...

If you need to get away from Humpy Frank, your Momma knows how to get ahold of me...I am only 30 minutes away from SF:)
Your Pal Eddie

Eddie the Pug and his Mom said...

Sorry if this comment shows twice...Thumbs is having trouble with proving she is not a robot!
If you want a break from Humpy Frank, your Momma knows how to reach us! 30 minutes away for a REAL vacation Puglet...come on down to see me:)
Your Pal Eddie the Pug

Those Jersey Shore Puggles said...

Puglet, it is all a matter of putting things in proper perspective. This is not a bad situation. Frank = lots of play time + lots of meat (including BACON). Don't play that sympathy card now. Save it for a time when you really need something!

Dutch & Thumbs, save travels to NJ.

Roxi, Riley & Lea

dcmto2003 said...


You are going to visit the pug equivalent of a Baconator! Why the complaints? Ah yes, you want it ALL, right?

complete understanding from Lola and Max in Toronto

butch and Sundance said...

Oh could always come to Wisconsin and hang out with us....we would give you lots of Butch and Sundance.