Monday, July 7, 2014

DUTCH MONDAY: because Friday felt like a Saturday


Hello everybody! If you were here on the 4th, sorry I missed you! 

I guess because of the holiday, Friday felt like Saturday and then Saturday felt like Sunday and it wasn't until Sunday wasn't Monday that our human figured out we were on the wrong day. I don't know what she had to give Pug to let me be here, but I'm happy I am :)

Anyhoo. Let's see, what happened last week? Well, I had some nightmares about camping. In one, my water bowl turned into a lake and every time I wanted a drink, I had to go swimming. I suppose that's more strange than scary, but I'm afraid if I tell you about the really scary one you will have nightmares too.



Oh! I also decided my next special food will be a watermelon cheeseburger. Doesn't that sound delicious?? My human got the recipe from Google when she was trying to figure out what to do with watermelon when you don't actually like watermelon (that part is kind of a long story - I'll let Pug complain tell you about late 4th of July cantaloupe).  



Pug says there's no way our human is ever going to cook a real recipe, especially not a watermelon cheeseburger. Apparently she also has a very long list of things cheese should never go near and watermelon is near the top of that list. I reminded him we are talking about someone has never eaten cramit brahooley (aka, creme brûlée) and about a million other things so I don't believe her taste in food can be trusted. 

For once, he didn't argue :)

Until next time

Smooches and Unicorns,

Dutch
xoxo

8 comments:

Meredith LeBlanc said...

We like watermelon but we're not so sure about the grilling part. We also think unicorns rock!

♥♥♥
Meredith & Scarlet

Mercy said...

Oh Dutch, maybe a spa treatment will relax you and make the scarey dreams go away. Yes, unicorns are the bomb!
Kisses, Kisses!!

Maggie and Lucy the Pugs in Dallas said...

So glad to hear from you today Dutch...always a pleasure! Not sure about that watermelon cheeseburger but hey, it's food so we won't complain! Bring it on!

Harry the pug from Oz said...

How can she not like watermelons, maybe she needs to try an Aussie one! Delicious!!!

Anonymous said...

Ah, we though Aussies chased sheep and that they were inedible. But an Aussie watermelon sounds a whole lot better than a watermelon cheeseburger. Maybe if you put bacon on it?

Cheers,
Daisy and Scooter Pugman

Anonymous said...

Happy Unicorns Dutch!

Charlie the Pugster said...

Awww Dutch! Watermelon cheeseburgers sound HORRIBLE! Grab that watermelon and run with it before your human gets close to the grill - trust me on this!

Anonymous said...

It doesn't sound delish,,, how was it??

Sammy and Neko