HELLO ATLANTA!

I'm not sure what's going to happen when my human starts shooting pugs, so just in case I'm not here every day please please please don't forget about me. I'll be thinking about you and my human promised to take pictures of ME this time too - unlike our trip to Dallas. 


I also talked my human into letting me do more bagel reviews this trip. Just in case she and Gracie/Arnie's mom aren't the only bagel freaks out there. I'm not 100% sure what's so exciting about a hunk of bread with a hole in it, but I'm not turning down the chance to score an eatable.


More soon...

LEAVING ON A JET PLANE

So we made it to Atlanta. And it only took about 3 years and a stop in Dallas to get here. Last time we flew on a plane named United and I got my own seat. This time we flew on a plane named American and I had to sit under a stupid seat next to my human's feet. 


You'd think being a world traveler would be fun and exciting, but the flying part can be really lame. Especially if you're stuck down by a bunch of feet. But if you're lucky enough to score your own seat, or sneak up into your human's lap when she's asleep, you can look out the window and see the whole entire world. 

Or at least an airplane wing. Travel tip: if you do get to fly, tell your human to pick a stupid seat ahead of time so you don't get stuck in the back of the airplane by the wing. 

BACON UH-OH

Uh, I'm starting to think my human has totally lost her brain. We're leaving for Atlanta like NOW and she hasn't even unpacked from Dallas yet. So I thought it might help if I sat in the suitcase to remind her we're going somewhere. I also thought it wouldn't hurt to remind her I'm supposed to go too.

But when I got in the suitcase I noticed something was very, very wrong. There was a smell like no smell I've smelled before. And not a good smell either. 

Then I saw the ziplock bag. With a piece of bacon in it. A sweet little pug named Fergie gave me the bacon in Dallas. She stole it off someone's breakfast plate just for me, but my human only let me eat one piece because she wanted to take pictures of me with the other one. 

Yeah. That was like a month ago. Before her brain liquefied. 

Now I have a ziplock bag of bacon thats's sooooo stinky, even I won't eat it. And you know I'll eat anything... except month old bacon.

EFFERVESCENT BACON

Uhm. Yeah. My friend Miley gave me these because she & her brother Boka got to taste a Bacon Shake and I didn't. I think "effervescent" means fizzy and I guess maybe that's kinda like a shake?


No idea. 


But Miley said it's OK for me to share the fizzy bacon love *if* whoever gets is promises to tell us what fizzy bacon water tastes like. 

BACON LICKABLE

So, today's Bacon Week eatable isn't 100% eatable. Because you can't really eat a Lickety Stick - you have to lick it. I guess that makes it a lickable?


Anyway. 


Even though you can't eat the Lickety Stick, it still tastes like bacon and that's all that counts, right? And there are like 2 calories in every lick so you can lick it A LOT without getting tubey. 


Woo hoo!


Tell me how much you love bacon and The Randomizer might pick you to get the Lickety Stick.