I think the 4th of July should happen every single day. Not just July days either - I mean EVERY day. 365 days a year.
Why? Because I've now been on this earth for an entire year and July 4th is the ONLY day I've ever gotten to eat a pig snout. I'm not real sure what you humans do for The Fourth because me and brother Dutch had to stay home when my human went out, but I hope your celebrations include snouts too.
Can't believe I'd never seen, smelled or tasted a pig (or its snout) before. Sometimes my human calls me Piglet or Pig but I just thought she was saying my name wrong or something. I didn't know pigs were real. And I definitely didn't know pigs were soooooo tasty. At least their snout parts, anyway.