WINGS

So I'm totally into the idea of flying now. Like, borderline obsessed.

Google makes it sound super easy, so I asked my human if she could help make flying happen. Except I couldn't remember what the flying things we saw at the beach are called (you humans have SOOO many different words for things, it gets confusing for those of us who rely on smells to tell things apart). So I just said I need wings. Big, colorful wings.

Yeah. I got wings alright. No idea what the things on my head are supposed to be for.

I love my human, I do. But sometimes.... she gets things sooooo wrong!