It was raining this morning (a rarity for San Francisco in July) so my human seized the opportunity to introduce an entirely new level of pug-humiliation: footwear.
See those things with the eyes that kinda look like cows? Well, they're cow-boy boots. Yeah. Someone gave them to my human because they'd look "sooooo cute" on me. I'm not sure if they look cute or not, but they're totally impossible to walk in. I've worn things on my feet before, but these boots were ridiculous.
I mean, what good are rain boots if you get stuck standing outside in the rain because you CAN'T MOVE?!? I guess your feet stay dry, but what about the rest of you??