Monday, June 25, 2012


So, the calendar says today is my birthday. And I've been waiting a whole entire year for it to come, but so far nothing special has happened. No cupcake. No presents. No hotdogs or bacon.


Last night I dreamt I got to eat a dozen Voodoo donuts for breakfast, but when I woke up this morning my human filled my bowl with dog food. Right now we are out on a hike so she can spend the rest of the day staring at HAL4.

My human's brain is so freaking gimpy right now, I'm afraid she won't remember to do anything special and I'll have to wait until birthday #5. I mean, first she drove around Portland with Droid on Mazda's roof, then she left poor Nikon in a dresser drawer when we changed hotel rooms in Seattle and didn't realize it until TWO WHOLE DAYS later.

Yeah. She left Nikon all alone in a strange hotel room for days. It was really bad. But don't tell her I told you because she'd kill me for letting everyone know how gimpy she can be.


If she's gimpy enough to forget Nikon, she is totally gimpy enough to forget about Birthday #4.

Uh, maybe if everyone sings Happy Birthday to me real loud she'll hear it and remember??


Sabrina said...

Happy Birthday Puglet!

Anonymous said...

Happy birthday Puglet!!!!

Penny the pug

Pearl and Tessa said...

Happy Birthday Puglet, maybe you will be suprised! Can't let the birthday go by without a picture of you with a cone hat.

Anonymous said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PUGLET!!!! I hope you get a nice present of bacon!!!

xoxo, Meatball

Idaho PugRanch said...


and many more!!!!

Bailey, Hazel & Greta

Those Jersey Shore Puggles said...

Roof Roof Roof ru-roo
(happy birthday to you)

Roof Roof Roof ru-roo
(happy birthday to you)

Roof Roof Roof, ru-rugret
(happy birthday, to Puglet)

Roof Roof Roof, ru-roo!!
(happy birthday to you!!)

We tried to sing really, really loud for you Puglet. May all your birthday wishes come true.

xo - xo - xo
Riley, Roxi & Lea

Chfnman said...

Hell Puglet, bite her on the leg four times and smile at her; who knows, that might do the trick. If it doesn't at least you made her pay for her transgression!


Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday Puglet. I hope you enjoy your day. Keeping my paws crossed that your human has a voodoo donut for you, maple bacon, yum!

Meredith LeBlanc said...

Seriously, that's the saddest puggy face ever!

Hugs, kisses, and bacon abounding!!!!

Maybe Dutch has something special planned for you, like a pink cake...

Meredith & Scarlet

Anonymous said...


ChazthePug said...

Happy birthday Puglet!!!!!!!!!!!!

You don't look a day over 2, so enjoy and eat some cowpies to celebrate!

Unknown said...

Happy Birthday Puglet!! I hope you get some unexpected surprises on your big day!

Boston Terrier and Pug Rescue of Southern Manitoba said...
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Sabrina PugTails said...

There are 5 us us here today all howling and barking out a birthday tune just for you.

Michelle + Myko said...

Happy Birthday Puglet!! May your day be filled with adventure and bacon

Pug love

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday, Pug....I hope your human remembers and your day is filled with bacony goodness.

Otis from the Sunshine State #268

Unknown said...

Happy Woof day to you
Happy woof day to you,
happy woof day dear puglet,
happy woof day to you.

Barks and licks

Puggie and Riley

Anonymous said...

Happy birthday, Puglet! I have faith that your human will pull out something extrasuperspecial for your special day. If she forgets, you have legions of fans wishing you well, and that counts too.

Laura Bee said...
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Laura Bee said...

Hey Puglet,

Maybe your human is lowering your birthday expectations so she can surprise you with something extra great.

My dad does this to my mom all of the time. One time he made her cry on Christmas, he lowered her expectations so much. But then he totally spoiled her.

Good luck Puglet and Happy Birthday.

Otis the shop dog in Seattle

Noodles said...

(in FULL Volume)

Love Noodles

StaceyH said...

Best wishes for a Very Happy and Bacon-Flavored Donut Filled 4th Birthday, Puglet!

The Sassy So-Cal Six

Anonymous said...

♪♫♪Happy Birthday to you;
you love eating poo!
Though you think that is awesome,
you need some cake too!!♫♪♫

All the best from me & my boys; we love you, Puglet!

Anonymous said...

Oh, Puglet, that is the saddest birthday face, ever. You are so cute, I'm sure even your gimpy brained human didn't forget your birthday. Hopefully she and Dutch have a big surprise planned.

Anonymous said...

Puglet, Maybe Dutch will let you wear his rainbow wings since it is your birthday.

Punchbugpug said...

Happy Birthday Puglet!!!!!!!!

THE PUGLET said...

Awww, thanks everyone! You're the besta :)

Except for maybe anyone whois mentioned me in a cone hat. Pearl+Tessa!!

Just kidding.

My human has been fighting with HAL4's new brain all morning and has definitely not stopped to remember my big day. Or make me anything special and bacony. She's also wearing those headphone things so if you sing, please do it really super loud!


Payton's mom said...

Happy Birthday Pug! I hope that you get Spam + Bacon every day this year.

Crabbie Chris said...

Happy birthday Mr. Back Fat. I'm going to nom on it like you did that voodoo doughnut. I can't believe you're 4...that's like 1,235,098,787 years old in dog...hehe you're always going to be older than me!!! If you want you can share you're birthday with me Pug! I'll totally share it with ya, but not the treats..those are all mine buddy.

Christa said...

Wishing you the happiest birthday ever!!
Christa, Cletus and Callie

Anonymous said...

Super Duper Happy Birthday Puglet
Hope it's filled with bacon, meat and other treats!

Anonymous said...

Happy happy birthday, Puglet Dear!
Happy days will come to you all year!
If I had 1 wish, then it would be..
A happy happy birthday to you from me!

Birthday Love!
Lafayette Lola

AllyB said...

Happy Birthday! From LittleDog, Sam and Maxi! Hope you get something super special.

Anne said...

Oh sweet little Puglet! You know just how to pull at the heart strings with that face! Happy Birthday sweetie!
Buddy, Lucey, & Anne

Dutchess the Pug said...

You look so sad Puglet!

Happy birthday, you handsome little man!

I bet your human didn't forget, who could forget the pug??

Noodle said...

Happy Birthday Buddy!! Wishing you loads and loads of BACON!!!

The card is in the mail, but OUR gimpy brained mom didn't get it into the big blue box until late Saturday!! AND, she was in SF yesterday!! I told her to take it to you, but she said she didn't know where you lived and she was trying to avoid all the proud crowds. Hrumph! Whatever.

We love you, Pug!! Thanks for sharing your adventures and being such an awesome friend!!

Noodle (& Mochi)

Abby the Pug said...

Happy Birthday Puglet! I hope it's full of sweet treats.

Anonymous said...


Puglette said...


screaming loudly, hope you can hear us!

Your human is pretty tired after communicating with all of the Portland and Seattle pug photos. We really enjoyed meeting her in Seattle. We are sending lots of hugs and birthday kisses to you!
Judy ( Charlie in Seattle's mom - we won the auction)

Pugs2Luv said...

Happy Happy Birthday Pug!

If you want we will get our human to throw you a birthday. She's not in school & has tons of free time. Plus she can throw a party together like you can eat a voodoo donut. Let us know.

Have a great day!

Luv, Zoey & Phoebe

Paula from DE said...

Happy birthday!!!!!! May all your dreams of Bacon come true!!
Paula from DE

Fritter from the Lo-Flo said...

En Francais!
Bon anniversaire,
nos vœux les plus sincères
Que ces quelques fleurs
vous apportent le bonheur
Que l'année entière vous
soit douce et légère
Et que l'an fini,
nous soyons tous réunis
Pour chanter en chœur:
"Bon Anniversaire!"

Oui Oui! I can speak poodle!

Have a great day dear Puglet! We Love you!

Anonymous said...

Don't look so worried Puglet! Happy Birthday

Hugo & Peyton said...

I bet your human has a surprise in store! She is way to good of a human to forget! Here's to a great birthday, Puglet!

<3 Hugo & Peyton

The Gallery@Starhill said...

Happy birthday !

The Gallery@Starhill said...

Happy birthday.

Anonymous said...

Happy birthday Puglet!! There's no way your mom forgot about you- who could forget about you?! If she does, come to my house- my mom loooves birthdays and she loooves dogs even more. Hope it's pawsome!

Licks and high fives,
Louie the chihuahua + Mookie the border collie (+ the cats)

Emma said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PUG!!!! We'll eat for you :)

Misha said...

Happy Birthday Puglet! I hope your human got the Nikon back!

THE PUGLET said...

6pm. Regular dog food in my bowl. Still no cupcake. Or bacon. Or anything.

What the !?!

I want a new human.

South shore pugs said...

Happy Happy Birthday Puglet! We're sure your human didn't forget your special day. Your human probably has something extra special planned for you.

Licks and hugs

Rudy and Billie -^..^-

Barbara said...

Happy birthday, Puglet!

Your mom needs to be fired!!

April said...

Happy Birthday from puggy Minion of

doom in Las vegas and her sidekick Buddy the mutt!

CarlaKH said...

Wishing you all the best and lots of good treats and presents!

Buford T. Justice said...

Bambi sends kissess.....

Buford T. Justice

THE PUGLET said...

Still nothing. It will be tomorrow in like 3 hours and Birthday #4 will be over. My human sucks.

You guys are all awesome though. I'm glad *somebody* loves me.

Anonymous said...

I've been checking in often & there's just under 2 hours left of your big day, Puglet. I HAVE to believe your human is going come through! Keep the faith! Paws crossed, there will be good news when I return =) xoxox ♥♥♥

Pearl and Tessa said...

Wishing you a nice night sleep on your Birthday....hope you don't wake up looking a lot older tomorrow. Bet you still have some surprise coming...

Sweetie The Pug said...

Happy Birthday Puglet! Your human won't have forgotten. She's probably got something awesome planned for tomorrow and has just deferred (defurred!) your celebration a little. I'm sure there will be something very bacony in your near future.
Pug hugs and birthday wighes from Sweetie The Pug! (snort snort)

moPSY+MISIOber said...

Happy Birthday Puglet, we sang our lungs out just for you and we love you sooo much :) hope you'll be back with some happy "lots of bacon" news :)Kisses Fred Zuzia Pucia and Gosia

Brutus, Ellie, Pippa and Otto said...

Happy Birthday Puglet!! We hope your human remembered your birthday and got you something special!!

Pugs & Kisses,

Brutus & Ellie

Sandra y Coco Pug said...

Happy birthday Puglet! I know what will work, an email! She won't take her eyes off the computer, it will be right there!

Sammy and Neko said...

Singing happy birthday to you, Puglet and even dancing away~ Shake the pug butts !!

Maggie the Pug in Dallas said...

Happy Birthday one day late but never forgotten. I remember your day last year! You know you will be posting and telling us all the good stuff that happened...can't wait!

Anonymous said...

Happy birthday to my favorite boy pug Puglet!!! Lila the pug (who also just turned 4 in March) sends you pug hugs & kisses from Canada. xo

Chang from Chicago said...

Happy birthday!

sherry vadheim said...

Happy bacon to YOU, Happy bacon to YOU, Happy bacon dear Puglet, Happy Bacon to you!!!
Pearl, Mac, and Trixie and our human Sherry

Anonymous said...

Happy, Happy birthday to you Puglet! Our Mom makes us a birthday cake and everything.. so maybe you can come stay with us awhile! You would get lots of goodies too!
Love and Birthday Kisses.. Chloe n Caylee{ } rymone