Thursday, October 11, 2012


By the time you read this, my human (and I guess Kim) will be on a plane to Canada. Without me. And you know why? Because I am too big to fit on the freaking plane.


I know I'm kinda tubey from eating bagels and fudge and donuts and Ben's pizza. But too tubey to fit on a plane? Seriously? That's what my human says. I've heard her talk about how huge Kim is, but I'm pretty sure Kim gets to go to Canada.

I guess there was some sort of drama when we flew from Boston to NJ about the plane not being big enough for me *and* Nikon. The plane dude said my human had to hand one of us over but my human said no way. Plane dude said yes way, but my human must have talked him out of it because no one got handed over.

I was too busy saying hi to the people on the plane to notice any drama, but the plane was kinda small.
Since my human hates drama, spotted Miley's mom checked to see if the plane to Canada is big enough everyone. But I guess it's just as small as the Boston plane was so I'll be hanging out in NJ, getting humped by my cousin Sophie.

Canada pugs: please take good care of my human. She's not used to being pugless. If there are any tasty Canadian eatables I should know about, please let her know what they are!


Wilma said...

Oh boy Pug, I know you will miss your human, but maybe she will bring you back special bacon from Canada. That"s right, I hear there was special Canadian Bacon there. It is different from our bacon, but if they still call it bacon it must be good right? I know your humans mom will take good care of you. As for Sophie, i am not sure what her motives are. But she is cute.

SpencerBartholomew said...


I hope you aren't too big to get on a plane home to California! Enjoy your time with Sophie :)

Meredith LeBlanc said...

Pug, doesn't the plane know who you are? 'Cause, if it did, you would have been on it. I'm sad for Canada, they need some Puglet awesomeness!

I think your reward for taking all of the Sophie humping should be at least a case of bacon, Canadian optional.

Scarlet & Meredith

Mary Ann said...

Did someone say Bacon????

Paws on the Run said...

You'll be missing out on poutine!! How sad but it is kind of messy, so maybe it is for the best.

Maggie the Pug in Dallas said...

Oh Man! What a don't get to see Canada and they don't get to see YOU! So sorry Pug! But enjoy more goodies in NJ if ya can!

Anonymous said...

Hi Puglet,
Hey maybe its better you didn't go to Canada, what if customs people wouldn't let you back in the US..then we would all be Pugless.

Ellie, Emmitt & Eli
Best to say with the humper.

Lana said...

We need to see a picture of your tubey-ness!
Lana & Satch & Owen (who carefully try and avoid tubey-ness)

Sabrina PugTails said...

Puglet, how horrible that you can't come to Canada! You are going to miss out on the Poutine and beaver tails and "real" bacon! It's so unfair that Kim gets to go and you have to stay home. I mean, Kim is huge! Am I right?
Licks from Canada,

Sorry Gnat said...

Pug, plane breathing is hard if you have a smashed in nose, but look at it this way, you are still connecting with us. You know what that means? It means I, the reader, and probably others, smile and this smiles goes to all walls of my room! so there! you keep pugging and snuffin and eat'in

Anonymous said...

Hi Pug, this is Lila-the-canadian-pug. I just stole my Mom's thumbs for a minute to offer you some pug love and support. Don't worry about your Mom, if I see her, I will make sure to give her some pug love too since you can't right now. Tell Sophie's Mom to tell your Mom that if she's in Ottawa, she should try beaver tails. It's a treat and she'll love it!!

Have fun playing with Sophie! Lila. xoxo

stellaroselong said...

Oh puglet your mom should have just came to iowa could have flown there for sure and we have real pigs that real bacon comes from..pigs not pugs puglet...yes pigs....
stella rose

Anonymous said...

Hi Pug - Althea Verbena and Lavinia Rose here. If your Mum is coming to Nova Scotia - we will make her welcome. We would love to meet you too Pug ( and Dutch ). We are two gorgeous black pugs and we have bacon !

Anonymous said...

Well truth be told... NJ is happy to keep you for a little while longer. You can teach Sophie how to super model. My mom says she was over the moon happy because she got to meet you last weekend, even if you wouldn't give her a kiss!


Anonymous said...

canadian eatables number 1: Poutine!

<3 Maxwell the beagle cross from northern british columbia canada

Anonymous said...

so sorry your adventure can't continue, but you sure had a blast with all your eatables! and you're sure to have fun with Sophie. Teach her how to play! :)

Anonymous said...

Hi Puglet,

I'm going to meet your human on Sunday. I promise to bring some "Bear Bites". They're nummy treats made with vegetables and stuff that my humans give me when I'm good. Don't eat too much of them, though. Too much will make your tummy hurt (and you may have difficulty getting on another plane)!


Unknown said...

When do we find out who Kim is?!

SpencerBartholomew said...

We have a "PUG ALERT" in the SF Bay Area. Pleasanton family was burglarized and Holly, a 5 year old fawn pug was DOGNAPPED. Anyone with info please contact the Pleasanton Police.

Pug Slope said...

Hey, Pug!
Hope you get to chow down on some more pizza in NJ. How 'bout coming out to Brooklyn for a bit? There's also lots of good edibles here and a HUUUUUGE park where we can run around off-leash in the morning.

After meeting Sophie last weekend I can't imagine her humping you! She seemed like such a sweet little lady.

Hopefully you'll get to relax a little for the next few days.


Those Jersey Shore Puggles said...

First of all LOTS of puggle prayers going out to Pleasanton family for a speedy & safe return for Holly. Please keep us posted.

Those Jersey Shore Puggles said...

Second, Puglet NOW is the time to get yourself a Jersey Shore boardwalk cheese steak while your human in Canada. How can they say you're tubby if a donut from New Jersey is bigger than your head???

Enjoy the weekend in NJ. Should be beautiful weather. Maybe you'll get to go to the cranberry bogs festival. Just don't stay out after dark because there is something called the "Jersey Devil" that lives in the pine barrens and only comes out after dark and eats pugs and pug fractions.

Roxi, Riley & Lea

Unknown said...

Puglet, Human wouldn't buy you your own seat?... Too bad you and Human were not around for the #howloween pug meetup. I was dressed up as a cupcake by my human.

It was a fun time, I got to see all my other friends; Lenny, Lennon, Sheila and so many others.

I think we got some good pics, but nothing compared to what your human and Nikon are capable of. Maybe you'll come join us next year.


Dana Orsborn said...

Hi Puglet!

We hope your human has a great time in Canada!

-Dana, Daisy & Bruce

Anonymous said...

Hey Pug, I met Amanda in Toronto, and it was great! I wish you were there but the weather wasn't too great for you to be out all day anyway. I hope she brings you something yummy from Canada!!!! Pug hugs & Kisses!!!! Joan & Tattoo. (#930)