GUMMY BACON

Today's Bacon Week giveaway item is Gummy Bacon. Yep. That's right - Gummy Bacon. My human says it's kinda creepy how real it looks, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't taste like bacon because it smells like strawberry.


I've never had Gummy Bacon before but I have had Gummy Worms and Gummy Pugs and they are both supertasty. Bacon makes everything better - even if it is made of Gummy.


Tell me how cute I am and at the end of bacon week I'll let The Randomizer pick one lucky winner to get the Gummy Bacon!

BACON POP!

 

 Hmmmm. Bacony goodness.

Since I decided to give away my bacon stash, my human can't take pictures of me to show how supertasty everything is. But I'm pretty sure anything that tastes like BACON has to be good. I do have loads of pictures of me eating the marshmallows so if you can pretend marshmallows are full of bacony goodness, I'll pretend they are too.

You won't have to pretend anything about this first bacony giveaway though. It says BACON right on the bag. Yup. 100% real, supertasty Bacon-flavored popcorn. My spotted friend Miley gave it to me, but I know she won't mind if I share the bacon love with you.

Besides, somebody must have shared the love already because the box of Bacon Pop was open and 2 of the 3 bags are missing!?! I don't have thumbs, Dutch doesn't have thumbs and my human doesn't eat bacon... or does she??? 

Hmmmm.
 
Anyway. For chance to score the last bag of Bacon Pop, all you have to do is leave a comment telling me how cute I am and I'll ask the Randomizer who should get to enjoy it :)

MORE BACON THAN THE PAN CAN HANDLE

So, we went up to Sacramento again yesterday. Rupert's mom is helping with the Other 999 and Dutch needed some practice being at their house so he doesn't freak out when my human leaves him there next week. I looked for the missing pug signs but didn't see any and I really really hope that means he isn't missing anymore. 

Since we don't know for sure, I'm just going to pretend he isn't. Because who could think about bacon when some poor pug is missing? Well, I guess I could. But I'll pretend about that too. 


Now. The bacon. I've had this stash of bacon-y goodness for awhile that we've been saving for a 'special occasion'. And by 'we' I mean my human. If you ask me, bacon is for eating - not saving. But I'm not the one with the thumbs. 

Anyway. I think the 3 year anniversary of the DP is definitely a special enough time to break into the bacon stash. My human agreed... sort of. She thinks it would be even awesomer to give my bacon stash away instead of breaking into it.


Uhm. 

Give away my bacon stash? Without eating it? At first this sounded like a really bad idea, but the more I thought about it, the better it felt. One because I love you guys. And two because my human has been testing out the autofocus on the new Nikon (!!!!!) using me, Dutch + a bag full of marshmallows. Dutch is a really sucky marshmallow catcher so I've already eaten like half of a whole entire bag of them and I'm not sure my belly has room for any bacony goodness.

So. Before I change my mind, I hereby declare it Bacon Week. Starting tomorrow I will give away something from my Bacon stash. Since it's Wednesday and the week is half over, most next week will be Bacon Week too. My human says I have plenty of Bacony goodness to share. I say she better keep the marshmallows coming.

A. P. B !!

 Be on the lookout for this pug (the one on the left!)

Before I get to the bacon, I need to put out an APB for a missing pug in Sacramento. I saw his face on a telephone pole. LOTS of telephone poles.

I saw the poles two weeks ago when we were visiting my friend Rupert and his mom. She was showing us cool places in her neighborhood to play with Nikon when I saw the signs. Then a man in a store came outside and told our humans that they better watch out for us because a pug had just been dog-napped.

I guess some crazy lazy took this pug from his human and when his human tried to stop her, she freaked out. People thought the man was trying to hurt the crazy lady but all he wanted to do was save his pug. I think the man even got arrested or punched or something? Not sure. All I know is the man wasn't able to stop the pug napper, his pug is gone and the whole thing made us all really sad.

I guess it's been more than a week since this happened and hopefully this pug is back with his man now. But just in case he's not and you live near Sacramento, please be on the lookout for an 11 year old pug who misses his man.

Hear that Sacramento Pugnapper? The whole entire internet knows about you now. There is no place to hide. Give Rudy back to his people. Like, NOW.

PITYING FOOLS, YEAR 3!

 Still Pitying fools!

Last week was NOT a good one here at Casa de Puglet. Any time an entire week (week!) goes by without hearing from me, things are not good. I mean even with the other 999 pugsanity, I've never ever missed a whole entire week. Especially right before the 3 year anniversary of the Daily Puglet.

It all started on Tuesday when my human was tying her shoe. Or trying to tie her shoe. I don't think it got tied before she fell over. Yeah, like tipped and fell over. Kinda like a dead cockroach, except alive and human.

I thought it was kinda funny until she didn't get up. Then when she did get up, she acted all weird and wobbly. Funny, but not in a ha ha way. I guess it was really hard for her to walk because she spent the rest of the day in bed staring at the ceiling to keep the room from moving.

No idea.

That went on for awhile and totally freaked us all out. The doctor said it's not Lupus because my human passed that test already but isn't 100% sure what's wrong. I guess one of her eyes is dilated but the other isn't and that's weird. I also heard her say something about Benign Something-with-a-P Something-else-with-a-P Vertigo.

I stopped listening after the 'benign' part because I know benign is good, but Google says Vertigo has something to do with rocks in your ears messing with balance. All I know is it made my human walk funny and stare at the ceiling for 3 days. 


Juju must have found its way to my human because when she woke up on Saturday the room wasn't moving anymore. And it hasn't moved since. She's afraid to tie her shoes - just in case that wakes up the rocks in her ears - but I think the Juju totally fixed the rocks. I mean, anything that can cure cancer can totally fix ear rocks.

Kinda scary, but one really good thing happened during the 3 days of ceiling-staring. About halfway through Day 2, my human told me it's not good for her to be away from the Daily Puglet. She says it and you and everything Daily and Puglet is her rock (not the ear kind). It's been that way for 3 whole years and even though things have been crazy lately, that can't stop now. Definitely not now. 


Tomorrow, we celebrate year #3.... with baaaaaacon!