Yesterday I took my first trip to Home Depot.
Brother Dutch LOVES The Depot. He made a beeline straight for the garden department to sniff at bags of Slug Bait. My human doesn't like when he does this; says Slug Bait is worse than chocolate, and not just for the slugs. Dogs can die from eating it too.
My human likes The Depot because they offer free classes on how to fix and do things around the house. Brother Dutch said they used to go there A LOT when she ripped up all the rugs and tried to install new wood floors. By herself.
We don't have any rugs left to get rid of, but I hope we go back to The Depot again soon. They don't hand out free dog biscuits or anything, but I really liked riding around in the cool orange cart.