Wednesday, August 1, 2012

BACONATED!


Sorry I'm so late today. I figured the only way I'd ever get to eat the bacon Augustus gave me would be to sit in front of the remember wall and stare at it until my human noticed. It pretty much took all day, but my plan worked.

At 4:17pm, I FINALLY got to eat my bacon.

And at 4:18pm, Dutch got to eat my bacon too. Yeah. Out of *my* bowl. My human said something about him getting the shaft and not getting to go to SoCal this weekend, but I have no idea what any of that has to do with my bacon. But before I could argue, my bacon was gone.


I was totally about to completely freak out about the bacon situation... but then a FedEx dude knocked on our door and I freaked out on him instead. Well, not the dude. Just the knocking. Anyway. My human keeps getting boxes from the Nikon people so I figured it was just another one of them... until the FedEx dude said You must be Puglet and handed *me* the box.

MINE.
I don't know what's in the box yet because my human can't type and open boxes at the same time. But I do know it came from a supernice lady in Seattle named Necole and has my name on it. Not Dutch's name. Not my human's name. MINE.

My human absolutely promised we will open my box tonight. It's too big to stick on the remember wall, so right now it's just sitting in the middle of the hallway where my human will trip over it. But just in case I'm late again tomorrow, you know what I'll be doing.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Point-Puglet!!!!
Did the bacon taste good? But your Dutch problem..... Tell him to STOP eating your bacon! Im not sure he'll listen......

Anonymous said...

Puglet, Can't you chew a hole in that box?

Barbara said...

It better be more bacon!!!

How come it looks like Dutch got more bacon than you?

Bruno and Diesel said...

OOoooh Puglet! I can't wait to see what's in your FedEx box! Really happy you finally scored some bacon! There won't be any bacon in my future =P We're pug-sitting a super tubey pug & mom weighed both of us to see how much difference there was. There wasn't as much as she thought, and apparently this is MY fault =/ Can I just lick your lips?
Love always, Bruno & Diesel♥♥♥

A Tail of Two Curls said...

Oh Pug! It will be worth the wait! Low cal but good tasting things to come. Hope you love it!

Meredith LeBlanc said...

WHAT??? That's awesome Puglet!

Scarlet's Dad had a Baconator last night, but wouldn't share with her. She's not pleased, but she did get some English muffin this morning.

Can't wait to hear what's in the box...

♥♥♥
Meredith & Scarlet

stellaroselong said...

I am so glad you finally got to eat that bacon..well at least part of the bacon...sharing can be rather painful at times..remember there are 3 pugs living in this house....i wonder what is in the box...at least it did not cost a gazillion dollars to mail it to you like it was gonna cost mom to mail packages to my friends in england...we have to just send a birthday card now...great big bummer!!! Have a great day...Stella Rose

Sammy and Neko said...

Can't wait to hear about what's in it.... ohhhhh don't make us wait any longer !! Gotta be a food.....

Sammy

Anonymous said...

Puglet,
We would have a hole in that box faster than you could say BACON.. come on man have at it chew, chew, chew !
We really need to know what is in that box.

Ellie, Emmitt and (Eli aka master at chewing almost anythig)
From disgustingly hot San Antonio, we haven't walked in days, mom said our pads would get burned and who needs burned pads.

Those Jersey Shore Puggles said...

Puglet, It is 3:30 on Thursday afternoon (NJ time), and we just can't wait any longer so PLEASE post what is in the fedex box.

Roxi, Riley & Lea