Wednesday, March 19, 2014

BEN, JERRY + ALEJANDRO


All that posing with strangers at Fish Wharf made me a little lot hungry. Ok, so maybe I'm always hungry. But I don't always have a good excuse to ask for food and posing for 8 million pictures definitely counts. 

So after I convinced Dutch the cows on the Ben+Jerry building weren't real and wouldn't try to kill him, I asked my human if we could maybe get some ice cream. And she almost actually said yes (!) - except it was too early for ice cream and the Ben+Jerry window wasn't opened yet.

Too early for ice cream? What the?!?!

The best thing about Fish Wharf is there's a food place like every 10 feet. And since my human already said yes to ice cream (!), I figured she might say yes to just about anything. I just had to figure out the best possible thing to ask for. 

That's when I saw this dude on a bike thing giving a ride to one of the people I posed with. I figured he must get hungry riding people around all day so I asked him where I could find the tastiest eatables. 


ALEJANDRO: what you like?
ME: everything.
ALEJANDRO: but what is favorite?
ME: baaacon!
ALEJANDRO: ahhh, you eat Boccalone then!
ME: uhm. I said BA-CON.

At first I thought Alejandro was like that Bachelor dude on TV who speaks other stuff better than english. So I just kept saying BA-CON over and over again, really slow and loud. Then he laughed and said the magic words: pig parts. And not just any pig parts:


Uh huh. Tasty Salted Pig PartsForget you, Ben+ Jerry. Alejandro is the man! I'll tell you all about the pig parts tomorrow. Well. Sort of... 

8 comments:

Rachel's Thoughts said...

It is NEVER too early for ice cream!

Maggie and Lucy the Pugs in Dallas said...

Oh Man!! Can we say we love our new friend Alejandro! Pig parts! Can't wait to hear this story...it's got to be good!

Noodles said...

Puglet,
I learn so much from you. Looking forward to this tutorial continuing.
Love Noodles

Hopper said...

Puglet, you should definitely add that pose you did on the bike-thingy to your repertoire. It is perfect!

Anissa said...

Cutest, smartest, funniest most photogenic Pug in the world! And Dutch...purely precious!! Tell your human thanks so much for making my day!

Anonymous said...

Ohhh can't wait to hear about pig parts.. hope we get to see some photos... Jealous!!

Sammy and Neko

Butch and Sundance said...

Puglet, every day I read your blog, every day I smile...we love you in Wisconsin!!!!

Anonymous said...

Puglet, you are sooo photogenic! Love your friend, Meatball from Winston-Salem, NC