Wednesday, March 5, 2014


My human says I have to apologize for yesterday's gross picture. Especially to all the humans who read me at breakfast. Or lunch. Or any other time there might be food around. I really don't understand what the big deal is. I mean, poop is just food somebody else already chewed. 


Whatever. The weather is icky, my life is still boring and that mouthful of poop was the best thing that's happened since our trip to Jack in the Box. Dutch says I'd be happier if I saw my food bowl as half full. Well, duh. Of course I'd be happier if my bowl was half full. 99.9% of the time it's totally empty... kinda like the spot I'm sitting in for today's picture. 

There's usually a plant there but I guess somebody stole it. That's right. Stole a perfectly innocent plant. Missing plant is leafy and lives in a tan pot with a few rocks:

I don't know what kind of person steals a plant, so they might be armed or dangerous or both. I'm trying to talk my human into letting me use Dutch's nose to hunt them down and steal missing plant back. That would be super exciting, right??


Meredith LeBlanc said...

We think Dutch's long snout is perfect for the job! Find that plant boys!

Meredith & Scarlet

Anonymous said...

You are forgiven because you are such a hoot. Jack in the box might not appreciate the mention in the poop story but whatever. You are being honest.

Mercy's Mom said...

icanor theThis has to be one of your all time funniest posts!! THANK YOU Pug, Dutchy & Amanda for adding humor into the work week. You are so appreciated, hope you know that.
Kisses, Kisses,
Mercy's Mom

Anonymous said...

How rude!
My mom thought someone was stealing all of our vegetables right out of our garden a few years ago because the entire plants just disappeared. Only a hole was left in their places. Each day we would go out and more would be gone.. tomatoes, peppers, corn, cucumbers. Then one day, we were in the yard and one of the few remaining tomatoe plants started shaking and disappearing down! Into the ground! The gophers were stealing our plants!
I hope you scout out the theif. That would be such a great adventure.

Lafayette Lola

Anonymous said...

That is really low to steal a plant! Especially when the owners make a nice little spot with cute sayings on it everyday to cheer other people up. Sad.

Ann, Fro, Molly & Cleo

PS - love the new moniker someone gave to you yesterday...Poolet, HAHAHA!!