Monday, May 5, 2014


So yesterday I found this thing on the floor. It wasn't the kitchen floor, but I still thought (hoped) the thing might be eatable. I mean, when it doubt, eat it. Right?


At least if you're me. If you're my human, you freak the heck out.

ME: I just wanted a little taste (a lie)
HUMAN: do you know what that is?
ME: uhm, no. That's why I wanted to taste it.

Duh. How am I supposed to know what the thing is without tasting it? I might be a genius but I'm not a mind reader or whatever. 

HUMAN: well, it's a tick. And it's gross.
ME: you mean those little blood sucker things?
HUMAN: yes. That red stuff is blood.
ME: ooooh. I wonder who it sucked??

While my human was busy going haz-mat on the floor, I got to thinking about whose blood would taste the best. Google says you are what you eat and me and Dutch eat dog food. His is chicken and mine is beef, but it's still dog food. I already know what that tastes like. 

If my human was a normal human her blood would probably taste awesome. But she eats way too many vegetables and weird stuff like seaweed. And she thinks bacon is nasty. Her blood probably tastes worse than dog food. Seriously. Seaweed?

Well, I didn't get a chance to taste any of the blood so I guess we'll never know  what it tasted like. Sigh. Guess I better get back to the bacon strike...


Maggie and Lucy the Pugs in Dallas said...

LOL! Yep, guess you better get back to the bacon strike! No need to check out tick blood. But we pugs thank you for always trying to stay on top of things for us!

Kellee the Caffeinated said...

That is a huuuuuge tick!!! They are sooo gross!!!!

Charlie the Pugster said...

Puggggg...yuck! Tick eat on dogs, don't even think about licking that! He could be faking and jump up and and jump on you!!!

pugsmom said...

I have never seen a tick. That is disgusting. I'm so glad you didn't taste it. You have a smart human. Hold out for bacon.

Noodles said...

Love Noodles

Anonymous said...

Nasty, Pug!...what's the round thing? looks bigger than a tick.

Butch and Sundance said...


Today our Mom saw a skunk running around in our neighbors yard, she was very scared we would start barking and scare the skunk...but, guess what we were the best darn little pugs in the world, and didn't bark one bit!

Anonymous said...

ICK is an understatement! Nasty to the max. How can you even think of eating that. I know you said taste but we know pug tastes ate bite size, never nibbles. BLORF!! You'd be better off with the fake bacon.
Megan w/ Emmett, Rose, Madgie,& Dalia