MONDAY, PART 2

OK. As of now you can either enjoy the longest post in Daily Puglet history to enjoy everyone's No-Recipes (click on the pictures to biggify)...

*OR*

You can view + download your very own copy of our book (in PDF thingy form).

Just follow this link then click on my face. It's ridiculously cool:

http://issuu.com/dailypuglet/docs/nr2

Seriously. Click on it!

(Thank Caroline for helping this happen :)

AU JUS. AMUSE-BOUCHE. OH MY.

Thanks sooo much for saying soooo many nice things about me on Friday. It makes me superwarm & fuzzy to know how much everyone likes me. Uhm, I mean likes coming here. Even when I'm boring and/or not talking back.

I'm superexcited to share the first-annual Daily Puglet No-Recipe Cookie (and other edibles ) Book. Kitty-friendly recipes included!!

So freaking cool.

You can enjoy the longest post in Daily Puglet history (and everyone's recipes) by clicking on the pictures to biggify.... AND you can now view + download your very own copy of the book (PDF thingy). Just follow this link then click on my face. It's ridiculously cool:

http://issuu.com/dailypuglet/docs/nr2

Like they say in Italy, Chow!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US!

Mr. P: pitying fools since 2009.

Exactly two years ago my human taped a fake mohawk to my head, put a bunch of gold chains around my neck, and called me "Mr P". I still don't 100% understand the Mr. P thing, but my human says he pities fools or something and Daily Puglet was born on April Fools day so...

Yeah. Still no idea.

Anyway. Since then, I've kinda outgrown the -let in Puglet. But I still love coming here every day to be with you. Well, every weekday anyway. Even though I've never sniffed most of your butts, I totally love all of you. And Don't tell Dutch this because I like to make him think I'm perfect, but knowing all of you makes me a better pug. Even on weekends.

So thanks for coming and thanks for reading and thanks for sticking by me even when my human's thumbs are sick and my adventures are boring. And a big, fat, tubey thanks for helping Daily Puglet turn two. Because without you, Daily Puglet wouldn't be here (and if it was, it would totally suck).

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US!!

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My human is still working on the No Recipe book.... it's coming... SPAM included!!!!! Oh, and keep an eye out for me in the comments. My human is feeling human enough to give me full use of her thumbs again.

WOO - HOO!

SO PEE'D OFF!

So, the vet called yesterday with the results of Dutch's pee test. They did this thing called a culture to make sure the drugs they gave him would kill the stuff that made his pee tube sick.

Well. After my human hung up with the vet, I heard her talking to Miley's mom about the test results. A lot of it didn't make sense to me, but here's how it went:

MY HUMAN: Eeew. Dutch's culture came back.
MILEY'S MOM: - - (she was on the phone so I couldn't hear her)
MY HUMAN: It showed E Coli.
MILEY'S MOM: - -
MY HUMAN: Yes, like in poop. Gross right? The vet said it's the most common cause of dog UTI's. They can pick it up by drinking water, eating grass, pretty much anywhere. But it's still gross.

And what does this have to do with me?

When Dutch heard my human eeeew'ing and talking about how gross his germs are, he got all weird and embarrassed about it. Next thing you know, he's spilling the beans about my poop stash!!

But Pug hides poop in the bushes by the fence and the middle of the night when you're asleep he goes outside and HE EATS IT!

What the --- dude!?!

My poop stash had nothing to do with Dutch's pee tube germs, but my human totally freaked out. She cleaned out all the bushes and sprayed everything with this stuff that smells like shampoo and kills germs. And poop, apparently.

I have no idea why Dutch narced on me, but he completely ruined months of pooping and stashing.

BUGS

I know some of you - uhm, I mean us - are on diets so I'll stop talking about food. Well, except to say that the No Recipe cookie book is coming out awesome (there's still time!). Oh, and to give you an update on the SPAM situation:

I almost got a thumbs up from The Thumbs by telling her that SPAM is just Hawaiian for meat (genius, Noodles!). But then Dutch laughed, called me a dumb American and said they speak English in Hawaii, not Hawaiian. Duh. I know that, but my human is blonde and has a gimpy brain. Who knows what she knows.

So, I'm still working on the SPAM. The expiration date on the package says January 18, 2014 so I guess I have some time to make it happen.

Sorry, enough about food.

Let's talk about bugs instead. Yeah, bugs. That's what landed us in the bath tub this morning. My human found a tick stuck to her leg and she totally freaked out. Since me and Dutch have been hiking and she hasn't, she's convinced we're full of bugs. Called us "dirty little vectors". Uhm, hello! I had a tick stuck to my face and I didn't freak out and call anyone a vector.

Even though I didn't know what "vector" meant, I could tell by the way she said it, it wasn't nice. Google says a vector transmits a pathogen, which I think just means something that makes people get sick. Nice huh?

My human is *finally* almost back to feeling almost human and is supersick of being sick, so we got a bath to get rid of the bugs. I totally don't think me and Dutch are vectors. But baths=cookies, so if my human wants to think I'm full of bugs and diseases, I'm OK with that.