Wednesday, January 13, 2010


This is kinda embarrassing, but I need some help with my, uh, love life.

So there's this girl pug. Her name is Jenny. I've never met her because she lives in some place called Oregon, but when I saw her video on the internet it was love at first sight. And every time I watch one of Jenny's videos, I fall in love all over again.

I made the stupid mistake of telling brother Dutch about my feelings for Jenny.

Dude. You haven't even sniffed butts. How can you love her? You might not even
like her.
ME: I can just tell.
Whatever. Besides, she lives in Oregon. We live in California. Even if her butt smells OK, you'll never see each other.
ME: Love knows no boundaries.
DUTCH: Whatever.

Then I made the mistake of telling my human. She told me I shouldn't fall in love with strange pugs on the internet. When I asked why she just said that sometimes the internet lies and
cute little Jenny the pug could be a St. Bernard named George for all I know.

That makes ZERO sense to me, so now I'm just.... confused.

I need to know the best way to let Jenny know how I feel.
Google said if I do it the wrong way, she might think I'm a stalker or something and that's the last thing I want. Any ideas??


Lola said...

Jenny the Pug is sooo cute! You totally need to tell her how you feel, Puglet! I mean, come on- she loves the beach, you love the beach; she likes to exercise (pushing that stroller and beach cart, surfing!), you like to exercise. It was meant to be, Puglet!
Lafayette Lola

gypsy said...

puglet you make me laugh you make me smile you make the day happy.
if jenny ever sniffs your butt she'd feel that too.

btw tell your human she can sell the awsome pics of you on and she can buy you even more biscuits and treats.

from your devoted australian fan

Rosie the Party Pug said...

Puglet, you should email her and just tell her you liked her video. Don't let people discourage you. At the very least you can be friends.

Oh and that video is priceless. My humas is still similing :-)

Anonymous said...

I think Jenny is spoken for - I played her video on our TV (my husband bought some gizmo that we can use to play youtube and netflix on our tv - it's great btw) and Frodo just sat there mezmerized by her - I think he's in love too! You guys might have to do an East coast - West coast doggie duel for her paw!

Frodo's Mom

Stubby said...

Hi Puglet! This is so confusing! My head is hurting just thinking about it. I've never been in love so I don't know anything about it. I'll just give you my two cents.

How do you know that Jenny doesn't already have a boyfriend? Or maybe even a husband? Just because you only see the babies in the videos doesn't mean she's available.

Tweedles lives in Oregon so maybe she knows her. Maybe she can find out if Tweedles is available and if so, she can set up a meeting for you guys.

In the meantime, work your body on that bouncy thing so that your are lean and mean when you do meet Jenny. No pug wants a fatty pants.

Stubby xoxo

SpencerBartholomew said...

Puglet... I don't know too much about love yet... I live with a house full of cats that don't want anything to do with me. I strut around with my "curl for the girls" and smell a few cute butts but none that make me want to do my pug-run just yet. Maybe you should post a video on youtube... I'll bet Jenny will become one of your followers!

Ollie said...

Romance is a wonderful thing (Minnie and I have been in a committed relationship for six years).
Don't let state lines stand in the way of love. Humans do this long distance relationship thing, so why not two pugs?
How about writing her a poem (the ladies love this kind of sensitive stuff) and send it with a supercute photo of yourself?
One day you could be sitting on the beach with Jenny under her pink parasol.

THE PUGLET said...

Lola, I know! Me and Jenny have soooo much in common. We are like two pugs in a pod, or whatever. Except maybe the Oregon-California thing :(

You've never been in love Stubby? Really?? You are so wise, I was sure you'd have some experience with this stuff.

I don't think Jenny has a boypug. And if she does, he must be a total jerk. I mean, where the heck is he??? If Jenny was *my* girlpug, I would help her take care of the baby pugs and I would help push the stroller.

Maybe I'll tell her that in a poem like Ollie suggested?

And Frodo, my cousin Sophie says you're supercool and all, but keep your paws off my Jenny!

agent99 said...

Aw Puglet, I can see why yu feel this way, Jenny is really cute and so good with her puppies. But, internet dating can be tough, and you have to be wise to possible trickery. Also, it's kinda hard dating a single mom with pups. ya know? So, you should go for it and send Jenny a video of yourself. Just be careful in case some cross-dressing Rottweiler shows up!

Rosco the pug said...


I just started reading your blog and now I'm in love with Jenny. I'm stuck in Germany, though, so I can only imagine running through beaches. Then again I can't swim so forget it. You two be happy!

Snort, snort, fart, snort...

Rosco the pug

karen and capone said...

Who is that fluffy white dog who approaches Jenny on the beach? (at 1:54 minutes) Jenny gets a little frisky when she sees him (or her). Is Jenny a bit of a flirt? Be careful puglet - Could be nothing but heartbreak ahead!

Karen and Capone

THE PUGLET said...

OMG, Capone - you're right!

How did I miss that? What if Jenny turns out to be a hussy? She could have a boypug in every state for all I know...