Tuesday, March 23, 2010


To everyone who got a visit from Flat Puglet, I owe you a great big HUGE apology.

I swear, I had no idea how totally freaky it is to have some strange flat pug lurking around your house. Staring at you ALL the time with its creepy, uh, stare. Yeah, I've seen plenty of Flat Puglets. But there's a difference between being stalked by your own flat self and being stalked by someone else's.

Like my friend Spencer's:

My human made Flat Spencer for our friend Bellatrix. We wanted to thank her for the Yak milk chewy things, but she just started a new diet so anything edible was totally out. The real Spencer is Bellatrix's best friend/boyfriend (?) and my human thought she might like to have him around 24/7.

I think sticking Flat Spencer to the fridge might also motivate Bellatrix to shed some tubey-ness. I mean, having some strange flat pug stuck to my fridge would totally keep me away from the food. No offense Spencer, I really like the real you - but your flat self FREAKED ME OUT! I totally don't blame you for barking at mine.

I hope Bellatrix likes Flat Spencer. And if she does decide to nibble on his flatness, my human says he's 100% fat and calorie free.

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Today my flat self visits Buford T Justice in Petaluma, CA.
He makes loads of new friends, goes to doggy daycare and - holy cowpies! Can you even count how many bullysticks he finds there?

Read about it here on flatpuglet.com.


Winston Wilbur said...

it is ok you don't need to apologize. Mum is having sooooo much funs with flat puglet she is telling everyone!!! Today he goes to her work place without me! Shesh what is up with that, but not to worry I don't blames you for it.


Wilma said...

Hi Puglet, Sluggo here. I am totally feelin' you. The flat you is visiting us right now and I gotta be honest, he's freaking me out. I tried barking at him,nothing, sniffin' him, he doesn't sniff back.He just sits there and stares and stares and stares. The girls think he's cute, they love his(your) expressive brown eyes.Me, can't say I'll be sorry to see him go. No offense.

Crabbie Chris said...

Puglet you rock harder than any pug I know!! I just love my flat Spencer soooooooo much. He doesn't scare me at all. I even try to get him to chase me, but he just stares at me, unlike the real Spencer who will chase me till we can't breathe. He is so cute that I just love him and I just want to take a bite out of him. I want to stay nice and trim for him, so he's keeping me slim. I have a waist again and got a compliment at the pet store.

Lola said...

Flat Spence is soo super cute! What a lucky girl that BellaT is!
Lafayette Lola

Smushie Ranch said...

Puglet, thanks for mentioning. We've had Flattie Puglet here and it's made Gunther bark. Mom also put Flat Brutus on the bottom of the fridge for me and Betty licked him. We took FP to look at the wild flowers with us, but mom says she still needs to use the picture taker and show FP around our town a little more.


SpencerBartholomew said...

Wow... I would be freaked out seeing Flat Spencer too... totally bark-worthy! When I saw you, Puglet, I was scared and barked until you (Flat Puglet) hid from me. It's kinda scary seeing yourself in that form, even scarier seeing another pug! Thank you for sending Bellatrix a Flat Spencer... I'm sure it will keep her from the fridge! She is my very good pug buddy and I am honored to share my "scary-ness" with her... and you! GRRRRRRRRRR :-)

Stubby said...

Hi Puglet! The flattie did not freak me out at all. I was a little worried at first that he would eat all my food, but when he didn't even eat a bite I was relieved. I guess not much freaks me out except the thought of not having food. Maybe I should start a stockpile just in case.

Stubby xoxo

Crabbie Chris said...

Stubby I love that idea...a stockpile of food. Like moms emergency chocolate?

3pugs2luv said...

Poor Dutch...first Flat Puglet, then 3-D Frank with gas issues & now a Flat Spencer. How much pugness does one Dalmatian have to endure? Spencer is fun in real life, so maybe the flat version wasn't so bad. Congratulations, Bella on your new flat companion & new found curves, although we thought you were beautiful with your previous figure.
Puglet you are so nice to take care of your friends like Bella-T...you continue to be a role model.

luv, Zoey & Phoebe

THE PUGLET said...

Hiya Winston ~

I know how you feel. My flat self gets to go EVERYWHERE. I keep telling myself it's for a good cause -- but it still kinda sucks to be 3D sometimes.

THE PUGLET said...

Hi Sluggo ~

I KNOW! Flatties don't do anything but stare at you. I tried to get Flat Spencer to play but nothing happened. I barked, I play bowed, I ran and got a toy. Zip. Nada. No go.

THE PUGLET said...

You have a waist already Bella-T? Woa. That was fast! If you munch on Flat Spencer, it's OK. He won't make you tubey.

THE PUGLET said...

Hiya Spencer B~

Yeah, Flat Spencer is mucch scarier than the real you. You're just fun - not scary at all! Sounds like Bella-T isn't afraid of FS though. She's totally brave.

THE PUGLET said...

Hey Stubbs!

Too bad Flatties don't have folds to hide bunny poo in. Then you wouldn't have to have gross, stinky folds!!

THE PUGLET said...

Hiya Zoey & Phoebe ~

I was kinda surprised, but Dutch didn't mind Flat Spencer. He was probably happy to have a 2D motionless visitor (but secretly, I really think he misses Frank)!

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Hey Puglet. I am Flattered you'd think we'd make a good couple. I like my Pugs a litte older. Too bad about the out of state thing. All this Josie and Stubby. Blah Blah Blah...Whatever! And now with Anakin having a crush on Sequoia. Finally. What am I chopped liver. And tomorrow is my B-day. And I am a single Pug. WhatEvs! I don't know why. I am so charming and well mannered. And besides...I can't compete with your Jenny.
I can't even sit still.
Gotta go. I smell food.
Later Older Pug Dude Maybe BF


Those Elgin Pugs said...

P.S. Anakin wants a magnet of Sequoia.(hee hee)


Sequoia & Petunia & Emma said...

Yeah your FP was scary but we know it was for a good cause.

SpencerBartholomew said...

Puglet- you're such a good bud. What a thoughtful guy to send my lady pug a flat me. Although I think she looked perfect before, if my photo compels her to refine those curves, than so be it! I just hope she's not faster than me now...